BNOOOOOYAAAH

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A review of the opening of the olympics

I will write mine tomorrow but this quote sums it up for now "yeah we got like 1000 guys here all pounding the shit out of drums in unison like we're going to kick your gaijin asses cram it with walnuts whitey"

Ok basically the opening ceremony sucked ass. I missed a lot of the stupid ass drum shit and dancing people and all that jazz because who gives a fuck about that shit anyway. That drum player isn't gonna win any motherfucking medals. The best that dancer can do is hope to blow Phelps after he wins a gold medal.

WE ALL KNOW ITS ALL ABOUT LIGHTING THAT MOTHERFUCKING TORCH.

So after watching god know's how many motherfuckers walk in and celebrate it was time to get it on. And this is where things went to shit. They bring the flame in, run it around and get ready to light it up. They pass the flame to the last guy who is in this big stupid obvious harness. Hmm I wonder if the wires he is connected to will lift him up? YEP! So up goes the motherfucker. This is where I started laughing my ass off. Clearly whoever planned this used to get stoned and watch a TON of Nickelodeon GUTS. I have to respect that, because I've spent many hours the same way. I just have the common sense not to base the lighting off the torch off of a Gut's event unless its the AGROCRAG.

The dude with the torch is supposed to be running sideways around the whole arena, just like that ZERO-G event in Guts or whatever the fuck else it was called. Except this guy doesn't even touch the wall. He is like 5 feet from it just pumping his legs around like an idiot. Then he doesn't even do anything sweet to light it. He just lights a little fuse and then it goes. WHAT THE FUCK CHINA.

That shit was weak. Getting stoned and watching Guts is great and all but you guys just pulled off a half-assed kid's athletic show event as the whole world watched.