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BOOTYAH

1. he got a poster of a male r&b singer on his wall in his apartment or dorm room
2. u ever catch him lookin at his ass in the mirror lol...pause
3. if he get mad when niggas be sayin pause or no homo
4. if he got a close friend thats gay....that nigga might be gay
5. if he know how to "act" gay real good...he might not be actin
6. if he arches his eyebrows he might b gay
7. if he watch tyra banks show or the view everyday...watch that nigga...
8. if he notice everytime ll lick his lips hahahahhaha he gayyy
9. if he like show shoppin wit u....he gay
10. if he go to the hair dresser and makes suggestions for ur beautician while they doin ur hair,....that nigga might be a lil rainbowish
11. if that nigga scared to fart or take a shit around u....watch that nigga..real niggas fart and shit lol
12. if he cry durin some chick flick ass movie....watch that nigga man
13. if you hookin ur homegirl up and he say the nigga cute or attractive
14. if that nigga put a whole popsicle in his mouth instead of bitin the shit pause.....he fruityyy
15. if he let u b the big spoon at night while sleepin more than 2 nights a week....he might like them boys man...
16. if he at a empty movie theater right next to another nigga....he a lil suspect...

to be continued...u can add to this send me a twit..

WELCOME HOME JEROME PT 1

The airplane touches down in Las Vegas. Jerome feels confident, mainly from the drinks he stole from other people. He struts down the walkway of the plane.

"Things are about to be different for me," Jerome says. As he says this a fat man knocks into him and yells "GODDAMN BLACKS CANT EVEN GET OFF A FUCKIN PLANE!!!!!!!"

You might think this racism would set him back, but OHHHHH NOO, Jerome is hell bent on a new life. And so he sets out to the main strip. Thirteen hours later. Jerome awakes. He is having trouble figuring out who he is, where he is, and if he is dreaming. Jerome eventually decides he is not dreaming. It is at this point he steps down from the bed and slips on a pool of congealed blood. Hooker blood obviously since this is las vegas.

Jerome is stunned. He can't comprehend this sort of violence. As he lays in the hookers blood, he slowly begins to remember the previous night. "Oh shit, yeah i got drunk and killed that bitch."

Someone knocks on the door. "Who the fuck is it you DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK?" screams Jerome. "It's fucking SECURITY you COOOOOOOCK," is the reply.

Jerome tries to think quick. this isn't his forte so he grabs a knife from a room service tray and opens the door. He takes the shithead hostage. Dull blade to his throat. Dull mind against dull mind.

Jerome reaches into his victim's pockets and after brushing past his dick, he finds a pair of keys.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH BITCH Jerome bellows as he humps the air violently.

He removes the boys uniform, and attempts to put it on. It is so ill fitting it is hilarious. Regardless, Jerome is now dressed as the stupidest looking bell boy on earth.

But he has a plan, and no dead hooker will stand in his way. Jerome reaches into his pocket, he fingers the head of his dick. He smiles and says "AWWW YEAH WHOS THE GHOST DAD NOW!!"

Then he grasps the pair of keys, and he sprints off into the employee parking lot.

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