poop marble story

me: oh dude something amazing happened
jkylewild: poopsocked with zero spillage?
me: i was walking home from work
and i sneezed
and when i sneezed i pooped a bit
like this marble sized turd
and it was real cold so i kept walking home
and the turd hardened and froze
so i get home pull my pants down and it drops out
completely frozen and hard
it frostbit my anus though