IM A BLACK MAN NOW

I went to Schnucks the other night so I could get my SLANT ON. I bought:
3 FROZEN PIZZAS
2 KIELBASA SAUSAGES
1 40 OUNCE BOTTLE OF OLDE ENGLISH 800 BRAND MALT LIQOUR
1 3 LITRE BOTTLE OF VESS "WHISTLE" ORANGE SODA
1 HANDLE OF ARISTOCRAT VODKA

As I'm checking out there is a regular lookin white dude scanning the stuff and this young thuggish lookin black guy with a toothpick hanging out of his mouth bagging. As the 40 comes down the line the black guy says "AHH YEAH A 40" then he sees the vess and vodka and says "OHHHH YEAH BOI THAT SCREW UP YOU DRINKIN THAT SCREW UP!!" (screw up is orange soda and vodka since it is like a screwdriver but you screw up and use orange soda instead of orange juice.)

Then he looks at me and with this serious tone says "Man you know you pretty black?"

I didnt really have a response for this. Then he says to the scanner guy "Yo this dude gotta be havin a chick over tonight!"

Then this conversation happens

THUGGISH RUGGISH BONE BONE BONE BONE: You havin a sista ova? a black gurll??
Me:no
THUGGISH RUGGISH BONE BONE BONE BONE: A mexican chick?
Me: no
THUGGISH RUGGISH BONE BONE BONE BONE: A MIXED GIRL???
Me: no
THUGGISH RUGGISH BONE BONE BONE BONE: A white girl?
Me: uh yeah sure
THUGGISH RUGGISH BONE BONE BONE BONE: ahhh oh man you givin this stuff to a white girl man you black

I just laughed, payed for my food and started to leave. Then thug says YO *POUNDS CHEST WITH FIST* POWER TO THE PEOPLE BROTHA!!