A few of the fine characters I work with
This will be a short summary of some of the people I work with setting the stage for future work related stories.
Little D - Smallest black guy I have ever seen. He has got to be like 5'3 MAX. What defines him beyond his lack of height is the fact that he is one of the slowest people I have ever seen and owns an amazing tattoo. Watching Little D is like watching a person in slo-motion. An order comes up, Little D waits then slowly grabs the ticket. He stands there looking at the ticket for about 30 seconds before comprehending that someone has ordered a side salad. The it sinks in that he has to make it and on and on. He is unbearably fucking slow. The one thing about him that makes up for it is his amazing Jesus, or what I assume is supposed to be Jesus, tattoo. It is on his forearm and is the greatest thing I've ever seen. It looks like a white trash guy with shoulder length greasy unwashed hair and the greatest looking handlebar moustache ever.
Darrel - Darrel was a black guy hired to work on the baked potatoe orders. Darrel was fairly normal except that he absolutely hated me and would get angry any time I spoke to him. Even if I was attempting to do something that helped him, like offering him some of the green onions I had just chopped, he would angrily respond. Then after turning down my offer he would come over a few minutes later, grab some and say something like "gimme some of dees shits." Darrels best moment came when while we were closing up one night, the manager told me I could leave even though the dishes hadn't been done yet. Darrel got to do the huge pile of dishes. As he saw me leave he ran outside after me and yelled "YO MAN U GONNA HAVE TO DO SOME FUCKING DISHES SOMETIME YOU KNOW?" I just turned around and said "Nah, probably not." He was fired 2 days later. I sort of hope he ran in there that night and tried to stab the manager or something.
Sarah the smartest and most mature 16 year old on earth!!! - Sarah is an incredibly stupid bitch. She got kicked out of 2 highschools and is now working on getting her GED. She is also married, which she constantly reminds everyone. She also has a kid who she wont shut the fuck up about. One day she asked me how old I was and when I told her she asked how many kids I had. I told her none and she asked "why not?" I responded by telling her "Because I'm not a fucking retard."
Little D - Smallest black guy I have ever seen. He has got to be like 5'3 MAX. What defines him beyond his lack of height is the fact that he is one of the slowest people I have ever seen and owns an amazing tattoo. Watching Little D is like watching a person in slo-motion. An order comes up, Little D waits then slowly grabs the ticket. He stands there looking at the ticket for about 30 seconds before comprehending that someone has ordered a side salad. The it sinks in that he has to make it and on and on. He is unbearably fucking slow. The one thing about him that makes up for it is his amazing Jesus, or what I assume is supposed to be Jesus, tattoo. It is on his forearm and is the greatest thing I've ever seen. It looks like a white trash guy with shoulder length greasy unwashed hair and the greatest looking handlebar moustache ever.
Darrel - Darrel was a black guy hired to work on the baked potatoe orders. Darrel was fairly normal except that he absolutely hated me and would get angry any time I spoke to him. Even if I was attempting to do something that helped him, like offering him some of the green onions I had just chopped, he would angrily respond. Then after turning down my offer he would come over a few minutes later, grab some and say something like "gimme some of dees shits." Darrels best moment came when while we were closing up one night, the manager told me I could leave even though the dishes hadn't been done yet. Darrel got to do the huge pile of dishes. As he saw me leave he ran outside after me and yelled "YO MAN U GONNA HAVE TO DO SOME FUCKING DISHES SOMETIME YOU KNOW?" I just turned around and said "Nah, probably not." He was fired 2 days later. I sort of hope he ran in there that night and tried to stab the manager or something.
Sarah the smartest and most mature 16 year old on earth!!! - Sarah is an incredibly stupid bitch. She got kicked out of 2 highschools and is now working on getting her GED. She is also married, which she constantly reminds everyone. She also has a kid who she wont shut the fuck up about. One day she asked me how old I was and when I told her she asked how many kids I had. I told her none and she asked "why not?" I responded by telling her "Because I'm not a fucking retard."
posted by Smacko at
1:32 PM
2 Comments:
next time she brings up her child, tell her you want to buy her child off her. Ask her how much she wants, she will say something stupid like 'i can't sell it human life is priceless' And you can respond with something about how you felt a bag of your own excrement would be a more than fair deal for anything related to her.
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Unknown, At
February 27, 2008 at 10:05 PM
Try again.
Shamefaced Mc Poop
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Nate, At
February 28, 2008 at 9:36 AM
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