The life of Jerome pt. 6 THE VISION QUEST PT 4.
Jerome and crew take a stop on the edge of new mexico to buy some shrooms. This is the first time Jerome has been out of the car while tripping and he is overwhelmed. Everything around him looks fuckin crazy. Then he sees a cactus and thinks it is running towards him so he runs away. Soon he is lost and wandering around the countryside running away from invisible demons and tribes of indians bent on scalping him.
Eventually as he is running he hits some sort of barrier and is shocked. Whoops Jerome you just ran straight into an electric fence meant to keep cattle in. His pants are once again soiled, but you can't really blame him this time.
He passes out there and is woken several hours later by a rancher named Jimbo. Jimbo helps him back to the ranch and tries to figure out what the hell a black guy was doing running into his cow fence with a pantload full of shit.
Jimbo decides to give him the benefit of the doubt because "Hey sometimes you shit yourself ya know?"
Jimbo gives Jerome dinner and a fresh set of pants in return for Jerome sticking around to help out around the ranch for a couple days. Jerome finds the work rewarding and generally enjoys doing it. For the first time in his life maybe he has found his calling, a reason to live. He begins to think "FUCK DANNY G, I CAN DO IT ON MY OWN." then he realizes that no he probably cant and he better go see Danny G.
He has worked on the ranch for almost 2 weeks when he hears about a contest on the radio. All you have to do is be the 69th caller to call in and you are entered in a drawing to win a trip to vegas. Jerome calls as many times as he can and finally he gets 69'ed. He is in the drawing baby.
Several days later he gets a call. He didn't win the trip, he got 2nd place and just won a hat. FUCCCCCKKKKKK THIS SHIT screams Jerome and he throws the hat away. God smiles on Jerome. As he explodes in anger he scares the shit out of the old man who won the trip, and he has a heart attack and dies.
CONGRATS JEROME, YOU ARE THE NEW WINNER. Jerome obviously doesn't have much in the way of clothes to pack, so he heads to the airport. He somehow makes it on the plane despite being a convicted felon who is violating his parole and is wanted in respect to a robbery.
JEROME IS GOING TO VEGAS.
Eventually as he is running he hits some sort of barrier and is shocked. Whoops Jerome you just ran straight into an electric fence meant to keep cattle in. His pants are once again soiled, but you can't really blame him this time.
He passes out there and is woken several hours later by a rancher named Jimbo. Jimbo helps him back to the ranch and tries to figure out what the hell a black guy was doing running into his cow fence with a pantload full of shit.
Jimbo decides to give him the benefit of the doubt because "Hey sometimes you shit yourself ya know?"
Jimbo gives Jerome dinner and a fresh set of pants in return for Jerome sticking around to help out around the ranch for a couple days. Jerome finds the work rewarding and generally enjoys doing it. For the first time in his life maybe he has found his calling, a reason to live. He begins to think "FUCK DANNY G, I CAN DO IT ON MY OWN." then he realizes that no he probably cant and he better go see Danny G.
He has worked on the ranch for almost 2 weeks when he hears about a contest on the radio. All you have to do is be the 69th caller to call in and you are entered in a drawing to win a trip to vegas. Jerome calls as many times as he can and finally he gets 69'ed. He is in the drawing baby.
Several days later he gets a call. He didn't win the trip, he got 2nd place and just won a hat. FUCCCCCKKKKKK THIS SHIT screams Jerome and he throws the hat away. God smiles on Jerome. As he explodes in anger he scares the shit out of the old man who won the trip, and he has a heart attack and dies.
CONGRATS JEROME, YOU ARE THE NEW WINNER. Jerome obviously doesn't have much in the way of clothes to pack, so he heads to the airport. He somehow makes it on the plane despite being a convicted felon who is violating his parole and is wanted in respect to a robbery.
JEROME IS GOING TO VEGAS.
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