The life of Jerome pt. 5

Age 23 -- Jerome is finally feeling like a productive member of society. He is working a straight job and not out on the streets slangin rock. He can hold his head up and walk around with pride. Maybe a bit too much pride though. Jerome forgot about the old saying "Pride comes before the fall." Jerome begins to act cocky and doesn't pay attention while working the industrial lathe. Then one day Jerome gets too cocky. He fucks up and chops off 4 of his co-workers fingers in the industrial lathe. Ooops. Jerome is fired for being a cocky prick. The manager approaches Jerome to shake his hand and wish him luck in the future. Jerome avoids the handshake and instead thrusts his hand defiantly into his pants. He then pulls his dick out and starts shaking it around. This perplexes the manager, who no longer wishes to touch Jerome's hands. Jerome goes on a major bender. He sobers up a week later and realizes he gone done fucked it all up. He ain't got no job no mo and without that job he ain't gonna be fixin to pay the rent. Welp better slang rocks.

Age 24 -- Jerome still sucks at slanging rock. He finally gives up and is confused about what to do with his life. He sucks at drug dealing and he is gonna have a hard time finding a new job after disfiguring a co-worker then waving his cock at his boss. Jerome can only think of one way to find his true destiny in the world. He has to meet Danny Glover and ask Danny G what to do with the rest of his life. Jerome however is in Chicago and Danny G is in Hollywood. IT'S TIME FOR A BIG TRIP BABY!!!!!