The life of Jerome pt. 6 THE VISION QUEST PT 2.

THE QUEST CONT.

Jerome and DeShawn using their combined intellect have concocted a plan to escape from the hells of suburban Chicago and make their way to the glorious home of Danny G. The plan is quite simple, they will rob a liqour store. Jerome and DeShawn prepare for their robbery. The plan requires DeShawn to charge the cashier with a shank while Jerome acts as a lookout.

They approach the store and Jerome takes up his spot as lookout. He signals to DeShawn that the coast is clear and DeShawn rushes in like a crack fiend chasing after a rock. DeShawn hurdles the counter in a flash and has the shank at the throat of the cashier. The register is opened and with cash in hand, DeShawn begins to exit the store. At that point the cashier is out of Shank range and pulls the shotgun from under his desk. He takes aim and blasts DeShawn in the leg. Half of DeShawns leg splatters on the pavement and he falls to the ground. "Holy fuckin shit!!!!" cries Jerome.

Jerome runs over to DeShawn. "Help me to the hospital maaaaaaan," DeShawn pleads. Jerome knows that if he helps DeShawn he will surely be caught and sent back to jail. "Fuck that shit boi, gimme those duckets," Jerome replies. He grabs the cash from DeShawn and abandons him to either bleed to death or go to jail.

Cash in hand, Jerome flees the scene. The take is only $129. Jerome blows about $50 of that money at a bar while grieving for the loss of DeShawn. He wakes up the next morning in his Little Caesars shelter. He has a horrible headache, and piss in his pants.

The life of Jerome pt. 6 THE VISION QUEST PT 1.

Ater deciding that meeting Danny G was the only true way to set his life on the right course, Jerome is presented with a dilemma. He has no idea how to go about getting to Hollywood. Seeking inspiration he takes 3 hits of high-powered blotter acid. After tripping balls for hours, he has no real inspiration. "FUCK IT DAWG, I'M JUST GONNA DO DIS!" Quite the thought out plan.

He ponders sneaking onto a plane to Hollywood somehow, but realizes he knows nothing about airplanes or airports. He settles on hitchhiking from Chicago to Hollywood. After having no success finding a ride in Chicago, he relies on an old skill of his; car theft. He steals a piece of shit old stationwagon and off he goes. Jerome has neglected to realize that even once you have a stolen car, you need gas to power the car. After getting about 25 minutes outside of Chicago, the car runs out of gas. Jerome, being too poor to afford gas, is forced to abandon this car.

Jerome gets lucky. His car breaks down in the parking lot of a Little Ceasars. Upon seeing Jerome, the manager realizes that he is probably the type of guy who will hold a little ceasars sign on the side of the road for about $4 an hour. He offers this position to Jerome who agrees. Jerome dances around on the side of the street yelling "PIZZA PIZZA" and waving his little ceasars sign. He collects his pay, and steals the cardboard sign.

Rather than sleeping in the car he stole, Jerome decides it is smarter to try and create a hobo shanty out of his stolen sign. Jerome finds a nice hobo alley and sets up his make-shift shelter. He wakes up in the morning and realizes by stealing the sign he fucked up his chances of working at Little Ceasar's again. He wanders around until he meets another homeless guy named DeShawn.

Jerome and DeShawn realize they both have a lot in common. They are both black, homeless felons who are trying to get to California. They decide if they team up they have a lesser chance of getting ass raped along the way.

And so Jerome and his new partner DeShawn plot how they will make it to Cali.

The life of Jerome pt. 5

Age 23 -- Jerome is finally feeling like a productive member of society. He is working a straight job and not out on the streets slangin rock. He can hold his head up and walk around with pride. Maybe a bit too much pride though. Jerome forgot about the old saying "Pride comes before the fall." Jerome begins to act cocky and doesn't pay attention while working the industrial lathe. Then one day Jerome gets too cocky. He fucks up and chops off 4 of his co-workers fingers in the industrial lathe. Ooops. Jerome is fired for being a cocky prick. The manager approaches Jerome to shake his hand and wish him luck in the future. Jerome avoids the handshake and instead thrusts his hand defiantly into his pants. He then pulls his dick out and starts shaking it around. This perplexes the manager, who no longer wishes to touch Jerome's hands. Jerome goes on a major bender. He sobers up a week later and realizes he gone done fucked it all up. He ain't got no job no mo and without that job he ain't gonna be fixin to pay the rent. Welp better slang rocks.

Age 24 -- Jerome still sucks at slanging rock. He finally gives up and is confused about what to do with his life. He sucks at drug dealing and he is gonna have a hard time finding a new job after disfiguring a co-worker then waving his cock at his boss. Jerome can only think of one way to find his true destiny in the world. He has to meet Danny Glover and ask Danny G what to do with the rest of his life. Jerome however is in Chicago and Danny G is in Hollywood. IT'S TIME FOR A BIG TRIP BABY!!!!!

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The life of Jerome pt. 4

Age 20 - Jerome is still in prison. After talking with several other inmates he is given a tip on how to get out of prison early. "Man all ya gotta do is act like u fuckin love jesus so hard and shit man!" This idea seems pretty simple to Jerome. He begins attending religious services and prayer groups. Things seem to finally be going well for our protagonist. Maybe with the Lord on his side, Jerome will be able to turn his life around. One day his prayer group is discussing angels. Jerome makes the mistake of bring up Angels in the Outfield, his favorite Danny Glover film. The rest of the prayer group, thinking that Jerome is mocking them by insinuating that Jesus is petty enough to interfere with the outcome of Major League Baseball, kicks him out. He is banished. "Well maybe I can join them Muslim dudes," thinks Jerome. The word has spread around prison that Jerome is an atheist bigot. No religious group will take him. Another crippling blow dealt to Jerome. "Why the fuck does this shit keepin happenin to me?" Jerome ponders as he passes the days in his cell.

Age 22 - Jerome is released on Parole. After meeting with his PO (Parole Officer), Jerome is provided with an entry level job working at a factory. The pay is decent and he gets health insurance. If Jerome works hard and keeps focused, he has the opportunity to get promoted and have a career. Jerome keeps his nose to the grindstone and works hard month after month. His supervisors notice that he is a diligent worker and he is given a small raise. Jerome has finally gotten his life on track and is able to afford to live in a modest apartment.

The life of Jerome pt. 3

Age 17 - Jerome is spending his final year behind bars. Finally his sentence is up and he is free of the daily rape sessions. Jerome exits the cold barren walls of the prison and enters into a harsh reality where uneducated, black, teen-age felons have pretty much no shot of ever doing anything productive. This stark truth doesn't damper Jerome's spirits. "BOOYAH! I'M OUT! I'M GONNA GET A JOB AND NEVER GO BACK TO THAT SHITHOLE AGAIN!" That's wishful thinking Jerome. Maybe if you work hard and stay out of trouble it just might happen.

Age 18 - It doesn't happen. Jerome works for a short time as a janitor, but quits because "I aint wanna clean up no fuckin shit all day." Unemployed and Uneducated, Jerome goes back to his roots: SLANGIN ROCK. Unfortunately for Jerome, the game changed while he was on the inside. The cops have caught on to the old tricks. Within his first week of slangin, Jerome sells to an undercover cop. Ooops. Looks like you ARE going back to that shithole again for a while.

Age 19 - "Man if it wasnt cuz of Reggies dumb ass I wouldnt be in dis fuckin cell, DAAMN!" The warden feigns a look of surprise as he sees Jerome re-enter prison. "I thought you said you were never comin back Jerome? What happened to that shit you little hopper?" "aww fuck you man get off my nuts." Even in the dark depths of prison, a small ray of hope shines brightly. Jerome is lucky enough to have a cellmate with a TV. After extensive haggling, Jerome is able to obtain several bootleg copies of Danny Glover movies. These movies help him through the hard times.

The life of Jerome pt. 2

Age 13 - Jerome's life has taken another turn for the worse. His mom is killed by a drug dealer for not paying a debt. Jerome moves in with Reggie and Reggie's alcoholic mother. Reggie's mother, LaToya, demands that Jerome needs to "pay his fuckin share" if he wants to live with them. Seeing as how legitimate jobs are few and far between for a 13 year old, Jerome is forced to quit school and work as a lookout for local drug dealers. He spends his days riding around on a bike that his boss stole for him and yelling if any cops come by. When Jerome isn't working the corner, he spends his time with Reggie. One of their favorite things to do is wait until LaToya passes out and then watch Danny Glover movies. LaToya flies into a rage any time she sees Danny Glover, believing that he is Reggie's deadbeat dad. Glover, however, is the only positive male influence in the lives of both Reggie and Jerome.

Age 14 - Jerome gets promoted at work after one of his co-workers is shot by a rival drug dealer. Now tending the stash and keeping the count, Jerome is making more money than he has ever had. Unsure of exactly what to do with his growing cache of money, he hides it in a sock in his sock drawer. The only person Jerome ever tells about his stash is his trusted friend Reggie. One morning though, Jerome wakes up to find that both Reggie and his money are gone. "THAT MOTHERFUCKER STOLE MAH SHIT!!!!!!" Jerome roars.

Age 15 - Disillusioned by his best friends betrayal, Jerome begins to take a "FUCK THE WORLD" attitude. He begins stealing cars and taking joyrides. He also starts drinking malt liquor all the damn time. One night, while blind drunk on COLT 45, Jerome steals a car and drunkenly smashes it into a stoplight. Game over Jerome. He is taken to the hospital, released and then taken to County Jail. The Judge gives him 3 years for grand theft auto and a DWI.

Age 16 - Jerome is in the STEEL CLINK. He spends his days getting raped by hardened criminals and writing letters to Danny Glover. As he is raped he likes to think that if he flaps his arms like the white kid from ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD that maybe Danny Glover will believe in him and then adopt him and that other weird little black kid so they won't have to live with that crazy lady who likes to make Jello. It never works. What a surprise.

The life of Jerome pt. 1

Birth: As Jerome exited his mothers womb he came into a world that didn't accept him. His father was one of 4 men; either Juan, Marquis, Antoine, or Tone. As Jerome came into the world in a low class birthing sweet, his whole life lay ahead of him. As a healthy baby he had every chance in the world to succeed.



Age 6: Jerome has grown up without a father figure. His mother leaves at daybreak every morning to score another rock. Jerome wakes up to find a half filled bowl of cereal with rotten milk. He pours it in the sink and gets dressed for school in the same clothes he has worn to school for the last 3 weeks.



Age 10: Even at the tender age of ten years old Jerome is the most responsible member of his family. His mom spends her time either smoking crack or smoking pole to get more money for crack. He and his best friend Reggie pass the time by throwing rocks at empty beer bottles in the alley of their housing project.

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