Exercepts from my journalist's notepad

"Colorfully mad, LOTS of HICK family, likes fishing and LOVES cheap beer"

"fail to file? Buy a fucking horse"

"system makes it ez to be corrupt az fuck"

"freeriders be fuckin shit up dogg"

"cum for cum" - not sure about this one cant read it very well

"powerboat accident guy, handicapped vans lol"

"poor people need recourse, drunk niglet"

*A picture of a stick tranny soon to be scanned*

"NO NIGS"

*Image of stick woman with huge hair dong* "217-390=3491"

"NO RECENT RAP SONGS THANK GOD"

"JESSE LOVES THE FUCKING RANGERS"

"Kyle keeps touching my sack :("

"jesse checks hockey scores while awful people sing"

"Kyle - SUCKS"

"Summer of 2 chix 69'n"

"YEAH KATHYS A WHORE. SHORT SHORTS - DECENT ASS"

"2 FREE BEERS = INTEGRITY"

"KYLE WILD + MY DICK = YOU BLOW ME AND I OWE U ONE"

*a sexually suggestive hangman puzzle about kyles mom*

"WILD NURZE WILL SLUTVIZE"

"I WANT TO DIE. KYLE WANTS IT IN THE BUTT :)"

BEST PAGE *TO BE SCANNED*

"mm patty I don't care where you from but you got a nice rack" -this my friends is professionalism and how i try not to stare at a cute latino girls rack.

INSIDE BACK COVER : "SUCK MY BALLS"