Kid Nation Dream pt 1
I am in some random airport and board my plane.
After an uneventful flight, I arrive at another airport and make my way towards my connecting flight.
At this point I befriend a janitor and we do something or other together. (NO NOT GAY SEX IF YOU WONDERING)
I board my second plane and take my seat. After the stewardess gives all the regular flight bullshit, I wait for drink service.
Once the bitch finally comes around I try to order a vodka, and am declined. After using some harsh verbage, the captain is summoned.
The captain tells me that I must stay in the cargo hold until the plane has landed.
Upon landing, and jockeying among the many people who are too fucking retarded to exit the plane in a timely basis, I exit the plane.
As I attempt to leave the airport, I am greeted by a man who informs me that one of the players on the local profesional hockey team has been injured, and he requests that I take his place.
After suiting up for hockey, I join the team for the 3rd period and we continue to assrape our opponents.
Upon leaving the arena, after changing clothes, I am ushered to a school. Upon entering this school, I am informed that this city needs my help in solving some of the many mysteries that lie within.
agreeing to this, I am introduced to my team of cohorts, which consists of random members of KID NATION.
After an uneventful flight, I arrive at another airport and make my way towards my connecting flight.
At this point I befriend a janitor and we do something or other together. (NO NOT GAY SEX IF YOU WONDERING)
I board my second plane and take my seat. After the stewardess gives all the regular flight bullshit, I wait for drink service.
Once the bitch finally comes around I try to order a vodka, and am declined. After using some harsh verbage, the captain is summoned.
The captain tells me that I must stay in the cargo hold until the plane has landed.
Upon landing, and jockeying among the many people who are too fucking retarded to exit the plane in a timely basis, I exit the plane.
As I attempt to leave the airport, I am greeted by a man who informs me that one of the players on the local profesional hockey team has been injured, and he requests that I take his place.
After suiting up for hockey, I join the team for the 3rd period and we continue to assrape our opponents.
Upon leaving the arena, after changing clothes, I am ushered to a school. Upon entering this school, I am informed that this city needs my help in solving some of the many mysteries that lie within.
agreeing to this, I am introduced to my team of cohorts, which consists of random members of KID NATION.
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